My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Mitch Hedberg Quote
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”
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