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Janeane Garofalo Quote

“When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'”

— Janeane Garofalo

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German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.

— Janeane Garofalo

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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

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To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

— Janeane Garofalo

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