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German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.
Wisdom
Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
Truth
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Wisdom
I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Wisdom
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.
Wisdom
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
Wisdom
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Courage
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
Wisdom
I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
Success
The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
Life
I remember the old Times Square from when I was younger, and there was a seedy thrill to it. Some of that is gone, which I have a little bit of nostalgia for.
Wisdom
I'm not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight against where I see right wing thinking. Whether it be around my dinner table or on the street or somebody reading the New York Post.
Life
You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.
Wisdom
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Wisdom
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
Life
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Wisdom
I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.
Love
I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
Wisdom
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
Wisdom
If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
Wisdom
A lot of the hate mail I get is clearly misogynist. I am a proud liberal, feminist woman, and the hate mail I get about those three things is not about me.
Wisdom
Let's put it this way: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly.
Success
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.
Courage
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
Wisdom