I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Joan Rivers Quote
“Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.”
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