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“Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.”

— Nora Ephron

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When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke.

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

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