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“Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.”

— Bud Abbott

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They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

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Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

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Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

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Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

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It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

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You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

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