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Joey Adams Quote

“The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.”

— Joey Adams

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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