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Dave Attell Quote

“I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.”

— Dave Attell

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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

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Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

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I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.

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