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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”

— Steve Martin

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

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Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.

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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

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