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Herb Caen Quote

“A good column is one that sells paper. It doesn't matter how beautifully it is written and how much you admire the author... if it doesn't sell any papers, it's not a good column. It's a terrible yardstick to use, but in the newspaper business, that's the whole thing.”

— Herb Caen

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A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

— Herb Caen

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A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at the corner, or get a good hamburger or a bad girl at 4 A.M. A city is where sirens make white streaks of sound in the sky and foghorns speak in dark grays. San Francisco is such a city.

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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

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I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

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I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

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