Quotes by Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

— Yogi Berra

Love

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

It ain't over till it's over.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

The future ain't what it used to be.

— Yogi Berra

Hope

You can observe a lot by just watching.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

I never said most of the things I said.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

— Yogi Berra

Truth

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

— Yogi Berra

Life

I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

— Yogi Berra

Wisdom