You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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Quotes by Yogi Berra
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It ain't over till it's over.
The future ain't what it used to be.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
I never said most of the things I said.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers' Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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