Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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