Quotes by Scott Baio

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I don't want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?

— Scott Baio

Love

I very rarely came across rude or disrespectful people. I don't know how I slipped by all of them, but I honestly can't think of one experience off the top of my head that was like that. I'm sure they're there, but I'd have to think really hard to recall them.

— Scott Baio

Truth

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

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Wisdom

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

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Friendship

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

— Scott Baio

Success

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

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Wisdom

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

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Life

My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.

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Hope

Somebody asked me what do you regret. I said, well I was offered the role of Maverick in 'Top Gun' and I turned it down.

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Wisdom

I can work every day of the year. TV is easy. My call's at 8:30 a.m. I'd like to break out of the comedy thing and take a shot at something serious like theater. The off-season allows me to do movies, but I'm not tired of TV yet. There's nothing like it. I've got the best of both worlds.

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Success

One thing I won't be doing on a weekend is shopping. I just don't like it, and I haven't bought an article of clothing for a very long time. I usually just take wardrobe from shows I'm on. It's much easier.

— Scott Baio

Wisdom

Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will.

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Wisdom

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

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Wisdom

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing.

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Love

I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody.

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Life

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

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Wisdom

I've been very fortunate and I am grateful.

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Wisdom

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

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Wisdom

Tom Bosley may have passed, but through that part and that character, a part of him will live on forever.

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Wisdom

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.

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Wisdom

You can tell five minutes into it what a girl is after, when she starts asking how much money I make or tells me, 'I wanna be an actress.'

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Wisdom

I don't have an iPod. I don't get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some '70s music, some '80s music, and that's it.

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Wisdom

If I'm racist, don't think I would have directed shows like 'The Parkers' and 'The Wayans Brothers' or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on 'Diagnosis: Murder.'

— Scott Baio

Success

It's a werewolf movie with Christina Ricci, and it was a chance to work with some good people. But playing yourself is always fairly risky because you gotta watch how you goof on yourself.

— Scott Baio

Success