Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
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