Quotes by Jimmy Fallon

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

— Jimmy Fallon

Happiness

There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

— Jimmy Fallon

Love

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

— Jimmy Fallon

Friendship

Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.

— Jimmy Fallon

Success

L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps.

— Jimmy Fallon

Life

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Jimmy Fallon

Success

I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do.

— Jimmy Fallon

Happiness

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

I'd be nothing without my wife. She's the coolest. She's the greatest. She is the smartest. She's the funniest. I love her so much. She's like the - it's like your best friend for the rest of your life.

— Jimmy Fallon

Love

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

— Jimmy Fallon

Truth

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone.

— Jimmy Fallon

Wisdom

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'

— Jimmy Fallon

Education

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

— Jimmy Fallon

Success