Quotes by Don Adams

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

— Don Adams

Wisdom

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

— Don Adams

Wisdom

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

— Don Adams

Wisdom

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.

— Don Adams

Wisdom

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

— Don Adams

Wisdom

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

— Don Adams

Wisdom

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.

— Don Adams

Wisdom

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

— Don Adams

Wisdom