Quotes by Darrell Hammond

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

— Darrell Hammond

Success

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

— Darrell Hammond

Life

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I belong to the Democratic Party.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I had a dad you know.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

— Darrell Hammond

Success

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.

— Darrell Hammond

Life

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

— Darrell Hammond

Education

I've seen the hell these people go through.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

— Darrell Hammond

Wisdom