Quotes by Charlie Sheen

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

— Charlie Sheen

Happiness

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

— Charlie Sheen

Love

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

— Charlie Sheen

Wisdom

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

— Charlie Sheen

Life

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

— Charlie Sheen

Love

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

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Education

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

— Charlie Sheen

Wisdom

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

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Love

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

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Success

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

— Charlie Sheen

Love

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

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Success

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

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Wisdom

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

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Wisdom

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

— Charlie Sheen

Love

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

— Charlie Sheen

Hope

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

— Charlie Sheen

Life

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

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Wisdom

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

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Wisdom

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

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Wisdom

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

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Wisdom

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

— Charlie Sheen

Success

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

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Wisdom

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

— Charlie Sheen

Wisdom

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

— Charlie Sheen

Wisdom