Quotes by Bill Hader

Turns out typecasting is a real thing.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I just did this movie with Kristin Wiig called 'The Skeleton Twins.' That's a straight drama. We play estranged twins, and I end up moving in with her and her husband, played by Luke Wilson. But it's a drama, and the Duplass Brothers produced it and this great guy, Craig Johnson, directed it. And that was great, you know?

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I was never that good on stage with live improv. I was much better on film or writing something and then thinking about it. I was too in my head when I was on stage.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me for, so I love doing it... I don't really think about it in terms of 'Well, I should do this because it's comedy or drama.'

— Bill Hader

Love

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

— Bill Hader

Life

Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I have a lot of incomplete short films and incomplete scripts out there.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.'

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

— Bill Hader

Life

Seth Meyers and I wrote a 'Spider-Man' comic.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse.

— Bill Hader

Life

'Superbad' was such a personal movie.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had done before you.

— Bill Hader

Education

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

— Bill Hader

Happiness

I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I started 'SNL,' and I became the one who did impressions. I did that, but then I wanted to get an original character on, and that took a long time to get one on that stuck. And then I got Vinny Vedecci on - 'Oh great' - and then it took a couple more seasons to get Greg the Alien on. You have to have some patience.

— Bill Hader

Wisdom

I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at something and thinking: ''South Park' - how do I get on that?' I just became friends with those guys first. They're nice guys.

— Bill Hader

Success

My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen. Then I bagged groceries, and I worked at the first Borders ever in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

— Bill Hader

Success

When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it's better not to know why certain things work. Just fly the thing, and if nothing falls apart, you'll be fine.

— Bill Hader

Success

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

— Bill Hader

Success

As far as post-'SNL' career, whatever kind of comes my way that looks interesting, I'll do it, you know?

— Bill Hader

Success